In another attempt to sew up the support of the deluded, Pedro Caixinha has banned the green boots made famous by £6 million wunderkid come outcast Barrie McKay.
The pitch for season tickets and half price shirt sales ramped up a notch as the Sevco supremo issued a “document about objectives and rules of conduct” to all his players.
Among these objectives will be defeating teams from Luxembourg one would imagine.
The Rangers International Football Club are preparing for their first trip abroad since being founded in 2012, games at theme parks aside.
They are no guarantee of winning, the Newco don’t do winning away as the Oldco once did.
Speaking in the Daily Mail Brother Pedro replied when asked if the ban is because it clashes with the colour of grass.
‘It is the colour of Celtic. From today, no one will wear boots of that colour.
‘The slogan: ‘We Are The People’ will be stamped on the walls for both our players and our opponents to feel the strength of Rangers.’
The strength of Rangers is something we are all curious to see.
The rejects, Bosmans, no names and journeyman assembled by Caixinha may yet be joined by Graham Dorrans who it looks likely will arrive from Norwich for their original £1.5 million valuation plus add-ons.
This a matter of days after the Newco took soft loans to buy out MASH which was reported to be the around the same amount.
Whilst UEFA says nothing on FFP rules, it does have a say on throwing paper balls onto the field at TRIFC first competitive International match.
A hearing is set for Friday, punishments include playing subsequent UEFA sanctioned matches behind closed doors.