Ethereal Punishments

Good Evening. The Clumpany invites you to ponder a couple of things. First up is this: Rangers* await panel verdict on outstanding Lord Nimmo Smith EBT fine The above piece was written by STV’s Andy Coyle [@STV_Andy] and contains the following explanation: “Rangers* are awaiting the outcome of a tribunal which will rule on whether

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Transparency

JJ, I have been following your site now for many months, and I now use this as my source for the real truth regarding our club. I admit that I was, until discovering this site, excited about Kings arrival, much to my own embarrassment now. We were promised transparency , honesty, real Rangers men with

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Atlas Shrugged

There is so much misinformation in the public domain in regard to Craig Whyte that his counsel in the criminal proceedings will be keen to set the record straight.Mr Whyte has not been found guilty of fraudulent misrepresentations to Ticketus.  What actually occurred,  in April 2013, was that a High Court Master was persuaded that Mr Whyte  had “no

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“The Shite Talk”

Good Afternoon. Happy Administration Day! Never let it be said that I don’t offer variety. I may offer unrelenting rubbish, but at least it is varied.? Here’s a little ‘musical’ number. Just for fun. Best performed with friends, and to the tune of The Rocky Horror Picture Show’s “The Time Warp”… ??????????????? “It’s astounding. Time

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The £500,000 Blazer

Should the equity collectives accept that their monthly contributions won’t go to increasing their shareholding but will be a significant part of the day to day working capital? Ricki Neill, one of the 23 candidates on offer to the 13,592 contributors to Rangers First CIC, believes that they should. He also believes that RF CIC should provide a £500,000

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Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah!

Mr Neil Doncaster – a man who is to plain English what I am to sobriety – said something today. Apparently it was on a matter of great inportance. Concerning the future of competitive football in Europe. But I don’t know what he actually said. I know that words were involved, and some sort of

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CC King’s Latest Scam

“Rangers First and Rangers Supporters Trust currently own over 5% of the shares in Rangers International Football Club PLC (RIFC).At the moment there are over 20,000 Rangers supporters who are members of and contributors to the various Rangers fan groups. Rangers supporters have contributed over £1.5m in the last 12 months. As the supporters group will own

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Narrow-Minded?

I must admit that Mark ‘Warbmeister’ Warburton seems like a perfectly nice chap, and I don’t dislike him. However, one of The Clumpany’s favourite things about him is the contrast between his image (which is lapped up by those parts of the media who still haven’t washed their hands having shaken The Hand of Warb at his first

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