A Postscript

Good Evening. As the title suggests, this short piece is a postscript to this morning’s final Clumpany blog [which can be found at the following link. I would be grateful if Clumpaneers could share it more widely]. The Last Hurrah Congratulations to Sevco on winning their second ever game against Celtic. By all accounts Celtic

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A Fine Turn Of Events

Good Afternoon. It was quite a distressing experience reading Gary Ralston’s piece in the Record today. It broke the news that ‘same club’ Sevco are going to have to pay the £250,000 fine levied on a different club following the deliberations of the Lord Nimmo Smith Commission. Rangers lose EBT side letters appeal as lawlords

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The Unbearable Agony Continues

It is now two weeks since Gordon Strachan announced his Scotland squads for the friendly fixtures on 24 and 29 March. During that time we have seen wailing, whining and wibbling from Sevco and its adoring media about the fact that not one Sevco starlet was called up for the games. The apparent outrage at

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A Feast Of Football

Good Afternoon. This weekend has been an absolute treat if you view Scottish football through the prism of ‘entertaining competition’ rather than as an ‘Ibrox domination-and-damn-the-consequences’ freak show. The extent to which many in the Scottish MSM enjoyed this weekend remains to be seen given that Sevco went spectacularly ‘off script’ by squandering a lead

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Relegated To The Snub’s Bench

An argument is going on in Sevconia, and it has been underway for several days. In the Light Blue corner we have Mark ‘Warbmeister’ Warburton, and in the other Light Blue corner (they aren’t big on ‘imagination’…) is Lee ‘Not Usually Noteworthy Enough To Merit A Nickname’ Wallace. Our second-tier pugilists are locked in angry disagreement over who merits the title

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The Order Of The ‘Brass Neck’

Messers Regan and Doncaster are a couple of cards aren’t they? Worthy of official honours. Perhaps they should be made Knights of the Order of the ‘Brass Neck’? They are undoubtedly heroic leaders of our game! Apart from when they say a controversial matter is for the other’s organisation to deal with. Or when they

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The ‘Bears For Bears’ Appeal

Good Evening. The Clumpany has hitherto resisted the temptation to put a ‘Donate’ button on this site. Rumours that it is because no one in their right mind would pay for this nonsense are completely unfounded. But today I am asking you to show some charity to those less fortunate than yourselves. It has come

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