Sevco’s excitement at winning 55 championships and a world record of trophies in 9 years is causing some of the Peepul to think they have friends in unknown places, like Goodison Park which has a Catholic church in the corner of the ground.

The battle will likely be among each other whilst throwing bottles at police and calling paramedics Fenian bastards for wearing a green uniform.

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