Today, I can exclusively reveal that a guy down in my local boozer says Sevco will win the Champions League by the year 2018.
He has no basis for saying this other than he once went to school with a kid who played in their reserve team, and knows how hard the kid works.
The Daily Record is thinking of giving him four pages to tell his story.
In other news, Chris “Union” Jack has been in touch with Sean Dyche for his views on what Sevco can do to restore their league lead.
Apparently all they have to do is believe.
You see what I did there?
I manufactured not only a headline but a story.
Chris Jack does the same thing for a national newspaper.
Today the press is actually filled with seasonal positivity for Sevco, but The Evening Times in particular.
In a week where we’ve highlighted some of the failings of Ronny Deila, it’s instructive to note that our team is still a point ahead in the title race, has a game in hand and are in the semi-finals of the League Cup.