The victim card is being played this administration day eve as never before as the moonhowling masses claim victimisation for not being allowed to do whatever they want.

The facts are their total is still 3 points better off than it should be, McGregor should have been sent, Aberdeen awarded a penalty and the Peepul made to play out the game away down a man.

Don’t even get me started on Morelos and his play acting after viciously attacking McKenna, apparently he is now the victim of racism, you seriously couldn’t make it up.

Zombie Twitter has been in fine form, jump on any of these threads for a good laugh.

So there you have it Tims, statements, petitions and rage off the radar, as the anniversary of the ‘Banter years’ comes about, it is good to see we are a long way from leaving these precious days of laughter behind.