Joseph Black MBE has sent a few tweets across the world with his army of deluded followers warming to news that he can reveal the extent of the appearance and prize money for the Sydney Super Cup is far lower than originally thought.
In fact the fee instead of being as high as 11 million for Celtic is actually a mere 900,000!
He doesn’t state if this is in pounds or Australian dollars but may yet be revised to rupees or pesos.
Celts were on hand to lend him a hand with his math.
Rangers fans funnily enough started talking about child abuse again.
Jump on this thread and add your own message, expect lots more of this delusion going forward.