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You remember the movie “Bend it like Beckham” well there is a rival drama in the SMSM that should be called “Whinge it like Warbs”. Week in week out we are bombarded by Warbo’s latest moan. Last week it was Alloa’s pitch being within the rules, this week it is a pitch at Kilmarnock that is within the rules.

It follows on from the “Ransom” that poor Warbo was being held up for the signature of MOH, or someone i have never heard of getting a red card that must be rescinded. What about that dastardly result against St. Johnstone that no one has brought up until there was an opportunity to beat a Premiership team and set the record straight.

The Ibrox gaffer it seems has fallen into the role better than any of us could have expected. He understands that any gripe is front page news, any statement is life or death. When surrounded by people who mourned their club only to collectively say it never happened a few days later he comprehends the gullibility of Ra peepul.

If he has cared to enquire into their general demeanour he will have been alerted to the fact that they attack without conscience, drive reporters out of their jobs, threaten opposition players on social networks and simply must have it all their own way. It is all about the Ranjuurs after all.

So whenever the tribute act does not get full points, it is someone else’s fault. If someone gets injured, it is because their asbestos free stadium (that isn’t disintegrating before your eyes) isn’t up to standard. If a club actually wants money for a player then that is a ransom, not one that will make a King open a warchest mind you.

Mark Warburton is a former City trader. City traders are themselves a pack of Spivs with silver tongues. They are good at explaining your losses today and ensuring you that their commission from your profits is for your own good. If you win or lose on the market your broker never goes hungry.

The same can be said for the SMSM, if Sevco win you have a page to write, but if Sevco lose, Warbo will fill the lot and then repeat himself continuously until there is something new to moan about. You see as it was in the City: To an emotional fool, the way you say something is often more important than what your saying.

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